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I was out of date as the ENIAC. Don't ask. I was out of date, past the expiration like a Hostess cake thrown away. Sarah picks me up; she combs my hair, shaves my mouth—and I just faint. Now I turn to say on our wedding day, on this golden day:

Happy Anniversary.


from The Death of Samuel Miller, released June 27, 2014



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